Genitals cover laws

Genitals Cover Laws??

Sometime somewhere, the following converstion must have taken place:

Mr. Bright: 'I have a tremendous idea!!'
Mr. Simple: '.....'
Mr. Bright: 'Let's all cover our genitals!!'
Mr. Simple: 'What for?'
Mr. Bright: '...Well...I have to admit that I haven't worked out all the details yet...'

If this doesn't impress you, have a look at the following improvement:

Mr. Evenmorebright: 'I have a fantastic idea!!'
Mr. Dumb: '....'
Mr. Evenmorebright: 'Let's all cover all our genitals!!'
Mr. Dumb: 'Why?'
Mr. Evenmorebright: 'To hide our shame!'
Mr. Dumb: '.....'
Mr. Evenmorebright: 'Listen, it is really very simple! First we are all going to feel ashamed of our genitals. Ok?'
Mr. Dumb '....'
Mr Evenmorebright: 'And then we have a good reason to cover them!! Right?'
Mr. Dumb: '....'

True, there's still reason to assume that even Mr.Evenmorebrights' idea didn't take the world by storm. Still... nowadays all genitals are covered. At least in public. We have even made law to ensure this.

Let's bring things back to normal.